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May 18th, 2013
05:54 pm
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Rasputin's daughter on a 1935 Wheaties box

"Europe's Sensational Wild Animal Trainer, Fearless Daughter of Russia's Mad Monk."

I learned about this existence of this wonderful artifact and wonderful kook from Bess Lovejoy's Atlas Obscura talk at DNA Lounge last week, which you should surely attend in the future.

She also later co-authored a cookbook, which includes recipes for jellied fish heads and her father's favorite, cod soup. She also worked as a cabaret dancer in Bucharest, Romania, and then found work as a circus performer for Ringling Brothers Circus. During the 1930s she toured Europe and America as a lion tamer, billing herself as "the daughter of the famous mad monk whose feats in Russia astonished the world." She was mauled by a bear in Peru, Indiana, but stayed with the circus until it reached Miami, Florida, where she quit and began work as a riveter in a defense shipyard during World War II.

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Current Music: Rasputina -- All Tomorrow's Parties
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02:41 pm
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Robots, Tentacles

World Bodypaint Festival

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12:39 pm
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Fucking Zynga

Dear Lazyweb, can anyone tell me how to disconnect my Words With Friends account from my Facebook account?

I'm sick to death of it sending me push-notifications that someone I'm friends with on Facebook but have never played Scrabble with has played a word. There seems to be no way to turn this shit off.

Things I have tried:

  1. De-authorizing the Words With Friends app on Facebook. This causes the the iOS app to go into a loop demanding that you re-authorize it.

  2. Deleting and re-installing the iOS app. That stops the auth-loop, but does not stop the "notifications about non-friends" issue, and also makes it nag you daily saying "Hey, you used to log in with Facebook! Log in with Facebook okay??"

So I guess I can't do this myself, since it's stuck in their DB. I'll just mail them and ask them to delete that. Ha ha ha.

  1. This joke appears to be the closest thing to a non-FAQ support page.
  2. So I go to their Facebook page hoping to message them. There's no option to message them. There's no option to post a question on the wall except as a reply to a previous post from them announcing an new feature in a different game. WTF.

  3. So I waste my time trying to strip my complaint down to 140 characters and ask them on Twitter. To the shock of nobody, I get no reply.

  4. Then on a completely different, unlinked web site, I find this page. I get a brush-off auto-reply saying "update to the latest version of the app, which will direct you to the FAQ instead of letting you actually contact us."

The fact that they are still nagging me with updates about my Facebook friends when they no longer have authorization on my Facebook account means that they have stored an offline copy of my friends tree, which I'm pretty sure is against Facebook's application terms of service. I'm sure both parties care about this a lot.

Yeah yeah, that's what I get for dealing with amoral scumbags like Zynga in the first place. I even paid them money to make the ads go away, so I'm part of the problem. But hey, I like playing scrabble on my phone.

Remember when a paying customer could actually email support? Those were the days.

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02:30 am
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Dear Lazyweb:

I face-tagged a zillion faces in desktop Picasa while "Store Name Tags in Photo" was unchecked. Now I have checked it and I want it to write all those tags back to the EXIF. How?

Alternately: I just want to extract a map of filename → face-names, and then I can take care of business myself. Where's the API?

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May 16th, 2013
12:53 pm
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/dev/tty

Any of you who have been to my home know that this is exactly what my desk looks like.

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10:20 am
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At Havana summit they were giving away a paper version of Joe Arnold's "Software Defined Storage with OpenStack Swift". Very useful book for anyone dealing with Swift, I would be glad to pay the cover price of $25. But even more interestingly than tips on care and feeding of Swift, Joe opens the whole book thus:

[...] a de-coupled management system so customers could achieve (1) amazing flexibility in terms of how (and where) they deployed their storage, (2) control of their data without being locked-in to a vendor and (3) private storage at public cloud prices.

These features are the essence of Software Defined Storage (SDS), a new term the meaning of which is being defined. [...] Key aspects of SDS are scalability, adaptability, and the ability to use most any hardware. Through this de-coupling, operators can now make choices on how their storage is scaled and managed and how users can store and access data — all driven programmatically for the entire storage tier, regardless of where the storage resources are deployed.

Parts of the above prompt questions. Firstly, what good is de-coupling in respect to lock-in? SwiftStack effectively locks in by owning the de-coupled management. Sure, you own your data and could, in theory, manage your Swift with another management plane... I do not expect anyone crazy enough to try switching by anything less than standing up a new cluster. In any case, that part is not important, IMHO. The important part is programmatic control.

The phrase "SDS" jumps off "Software-Defined Networking". When SDN came into OpenStack, I was quite skeptical about it. It seemed too much like vendor-driven marketing bullshit. However, as users deployed the Project Formerly Known as OpenStack Quantum, it became clear that SDN answers their needs. The chief need was the ability to shape networks programmatically, overlaid on top of the physical networking plant, in service of the VMs.

When all this cloud thing came about, practitioners also struggled with the definition of it, and in particular the difference from the plain old datacenter virtualization. The difference is the programmatic control throughout. RHEV (now oVirt) eventually grew an API, which blurred the lines. But in OpenStack it was the main feature from the start. So you can manage everything and anything programmatically, including, for example, running on bare hardware. One can say that cloud is "Software-Defined Computing".

So, how does this programmatic thing apply to Swift? Joe had interesting insights cunningly hidden in the book, like these:

In an SDS system, reliability is the responsibility of the software, not the hardware. Replication and data integrity tactics are used to ensure that data does not become corrupt and that lost data is recovered.

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A crucial function of an SDS system is to orchestrate capacity — storage, networking, routing & services — for entire cluster.

Swift covers the first part well already. The second is missing, or "de-coupled".

For galactic fairness, he also wrote things that seem wrong-headed to me:

There is no application sharding or managing volumes which can drive operational knowledge and complexity into applications because the SDS system is one cohesive system. Users do not need to ask for or know 'which storage pool' should be used because there is only one namespace.

The problem with hiding the pools outside of namespace is that they become invisible to the programmatic control as well, and such control is essential to the very definition of SDS. Someone at Amazon made a brilliant decision to make buckets a unit of replication in S3, so they can be linked to a region. In effect this hides the complexity but exposes knowledge that an application needs. Thus, any S3 client can do what Joe coniders SDS, but without any de-coupling, through the namespace and inside the API (or it can chose not to do it and just use a default region, for simplicity).

Joe's employees are hard at work implementing the vision as he outlined it, using the concept of regions that are internal to Swift cluster. The problem for everyone else, however, is how the programmatic control of that stack is exclusive to SwiftStack (with some useful things leaking into Swift, such as changeable replica count).

So, in the end, today Swift offers a solid foundation and parts of an SDS system, but the orchestration is "de-coupled" away elsewhere. Seems like a clear challenge to OpenStack to (re-)create the missing pieces.

P.S. I'd love to see the missing parts inside the Swift API and even namespace, although we have a problem here. Our Accounts and Containers are not guaranteed to live anywhere specifically or even on the same nodes. Changing that would be a step that I prefer. But Joe prefers to give up on plugging programmatic orchestration into the Swift API and just "de-couple" the heck of it. John, our benevolent PTL, seems to toe that line. Maybe they are right.

P.P.S. The deal with the programmatic orchestration is something that "unified" storage projects have to address too. E.g. in GlusterFS a program can issue mkdir(2). Is this programmatic control? No, not enough. Okay, they have glusterfsd nowadays, I can create volfiles in there, is that SDS? That is getting closer!

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May 15th, 2013
10:57 am
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Government coverup continues apace

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May 14th, 2013
10:09 pm
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вебдвасполовиной пыщьпыщь
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Забота о мобильных пользователях в полный рост. Раметка без фиксированной ширины? Как можно, от этого же типографика пострадает. Надо учиться жить с современными технологиями! Everything at once!

PS: Стоит ли говорить что никакая information in English не follows?

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May 13th, 2013
10:29 pm
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Vigilant Citizen was not immediately available for comment.

Peaches Geldof has signed up to Aleister Crowley's sex cult Ordo Templi Orientis

Is this, by any chance, a stupid cult? No, actually it's a respected school of academic thought known for its rigorous system of peer-reviewed publishing and many seminal contributions to the philosophy of mind, ethics and epistemology.

Really? No, of course not. It's a stupid cult.

Previously, previously, previously.

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10:14 pm
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Bread, Circuses, but mostly Circuses.

You may have heard that the highest-paid employee in each state is usually the football coach at the largest state school. This is actually a gross mischaracterization: Sometimes it is the basketball coach.

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